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 &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Latest Happenings:&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Nothing major as most big news will come out of E3.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;A couple of things have been revealed lately, like Tony Hawk Ride and a slew of Guitar/DJ/Band Hero titles.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’m already sick to death of peripherals and Activision is swiftly becoming the new gaming anti-christ.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;That now famous quote from that Howdy-Doody looking Activistion Exec about how they dumped Ghostbusters because they couldn’t “exploit” it year after year still blows my mind.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Oh yeah, can’t forget about the just announced &lt;st1:stockticker st="on"&gt;GTA&lt;/st1:stockticker&gt; IV DLC, The Ballad of Gay Tony.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;No shit.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Good for you, Rockstar.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;You haven’t been in the news for a while and this should grab some attention.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Anywho, lots of rumblings in rumorville.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Slim PS3, new Kojima game that’s possibly a Metal Gear (or 2), new PSP revision, price drops, bundles, unannounced games, lots of good stuff.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The Mass Effect 2 preview in this month’s Official Xbox Magazine is an excellent article.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;New characters, tidbits on the story, fixing what didn’t work in ME1, all great stuff.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;They’re hyping the story to be monumental, especially the ending.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I can’t imagine how they can top the ‘wow’ factor of ME1, but it sounds like they’re crafting the greatest sci-fi story told since Star Wars (OT of course).&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;As for new releases, the delay of Batman still annoys me to no end.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3174301&amp;amp;p=37"&gt;Infamous did come out this week and it looks awesome.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It’s PS3 only, so I can’t play it yet.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;This is probably the most under-hyped big game of the summer.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Irresponsible Reviews:&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:9;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);font-size:85%;" &gt;Note: These are called “irresponsible reviews” because I’m basing my review on a very short time playing the game.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);font-size:85%;" &gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);font-size:85%;" &gt;A responsible reviewer would play a game in it’s entirety before making a blanket statement damning it to the ether of shovelware.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);font-size:85%;" &gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);font-size:85%;" &gt;I’m not that guy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="disc"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Bionic Commando (Retail)&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="circle"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Playtime:       0 Minutes … as in never played it, not even the demo&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Review:       Hey, the title of the blog is irresponsible news and reviews, so I’m       living up to my commitment.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I haven’t       played this game.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It's my blog and I'll do what I want!  &lt;a href="http://www.looptvandfilm.com/blog/rickchapelle.jpg"&gt;I'm ChubbyNinja Bitch!&lt;/a&gt;  Here’s my take on this game:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It looks pretty, story is       incidental, the nature of the gameplay will be vomit inducing to anyone       who gets even a little queezy from motion sickness, battles are ‘meh’ and       the controls suck.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’ve seen       reviews ranging from horrible to pretty good.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But, they all fault the same areas,       which I’ve outlined above.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It’s       just too damn hard to do what you want to do.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And you’ll throw up while you’re trying       to do it.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Plus, I automatically       deduct points for a game that’s demo is multiplayer only.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Screw that.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Verdict:       Save your vomit (and your cash) for another day.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.75in;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="disc"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (Retail)&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="circle"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Playtime:       3 hours&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Review:       &lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;This is a great game, no question       about it.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Graphics are beautiful,       controls are solid, story is well thought-out and believable, fun factor       is definitely there.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The       presentation blows away most anything to date and that is what makes this       game not only stand the test of time, but also stand above the rest.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;That first mission where you’re on the       tanker, that’s genius…cinematic and engaging.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Note, I do get motion sickness pretty       bad with FPS’, but this one wasn’t too bad in short bursts.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I didn’t play through the whole game,       for some reason it’s not my cup of tea.&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;But, I cannot deny just how damn good it is.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Verdict:       &lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Purchase (pronounced       ‘Pur-chay-see’), especially since it’s down to $40 new&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.75in;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="disc"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Paperboy (Demo - XBLA)&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="circle"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Playtime:       5 minutes&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Review:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Nostalgia almost reeled me in.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I remember playing Paperboy in the       arcade and the shitty NES version years ago.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Even my wife remembered this game and       she’s no gamer.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I thought, I have       some M-soft points burning a hole in my pocket, let’s get something.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Thank God I tried the demo first.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;This game ..um... Jump to the verdict.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Verdict:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;This game was shit back in the day and       its shit now.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Screw that little       bastard with the radio control car.&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;Avoid this turd.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Status Report:&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;My family got me Blue Dragon for my B-day this month.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’m 5.5 hours in and I’m really enjoying it.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Sure, it’s not super-epic with ground-breaking features.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But, hey, I like it.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It’s like Lost Odyssey which I likened to comfort food.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Mistwalker is an amazing development house, and I thank Sakaguchi san and Uematsu san for keeping these types of games alive.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;I’m an admitted achievement whore, and Blue Dragon doesn’t give up achievements very easily, either.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Which is a testament, to me at least, to how good the game is.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;For me to commit to a 40 hour game, with few achievements and a reported weak story, the game has to be pretty dang good.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Simple, traditional turn-based battles are the main course and that’s what I love.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The strategy behind turn-based battles is just so fun.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;As compared to coming off of &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:placename st="on"&gt;Star&lt;/st1:placename&gt; &lt;st1:placetype st="on"&gt;Ocean&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;: The Last Hope which felt like a button masher.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Now, take all this with somewhat of a grain of salt, I’m only 5.5 hours in.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Although I always hear people say the game sucks until very late.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’m having fun now, so I hope it continues.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;I’ll play this through the summer, while taking breaks to wrap up Assassin’s Creed and I’ll go ‘cheevemint whoring with Kung Fu Panda, too.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;My gamerscore is at 8795 and I’m anxious to break 10K!&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Hey, I’d play something new if there was anything worth playing that just came out or is coming out soon.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Friggin Batman delay.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Maybe I’ll check out Prototype.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Yl-qXeY8_Uc/Sh39nREdOdI/AAAAAAAAABM/Ydln4oqshrs/s1600-h/25711ew.jpg"&gt;                                      &lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Yl-qXeY8_Uc/Sh39nREdOdI/AAAAAAAAABM/Ydln4oqshrs/s320/25711ew.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340703584170097106" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;On the Horizon:&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Four Syllables.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;E3 next week.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Now, for something totally unrelated:&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;My two favorite acronyms are NFC and GFY.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;NFC = No Fat Chicks and GFY = Go ‘F Yourself.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Not sure why, both seem to find their way into my vernacular quite often.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Yl-qXeY8_Uc/Sh390ZLjNPI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZiwCzo3fnio/s1600-h/d_7387.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 247px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Yl-qXeY8_Uc/Sh390ZLjNPI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZiwCzo3fnio/s320/d_7387.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340703809685632242" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8256588259278559672-7755452891301858663?l=chubbyninja1319.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chubbyninja1319.blogspot.com/feeds/7755452891301858663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://chubbyninja1319.blogspot.com/2009/05/issue-5-may-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8256588259278559672/posts/default/7755452891301858663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8256588259278559672/posts/default/7755452891301858663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chubbyninja1319.blogspot.com/2009/05/issue-5-may-2009.html' title='Issue 5 - May 2009'/><author><name>ChubbyNinja1319</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09833640015458703550</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Yl-qXeY8_Uc/S99k0MTY3RI/AAAAAAAAABg/79qEaMfy8Ew/S220/avatar-body.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Yl-qXeY8_Uc/Sh39nREdOdI/AAAAAAAAABM/Ydln4oqshrs/s72-c/25711ew.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256588259278559672.post-1572970820195517162</id><published>2009-05-13T20:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-13T20:16:09.149-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Issue 4 - May 2009'/><title type='text'>Issue 4 - May 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;ChubbyNinja’s Irresponsible Game News &amp; Reviews:&lt;br /&gt; Issue 4 : May 7, 2009&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Yl-qXeY8_Uc/SguMueUxUuI/AAAAAAAAAA8/vAY146F6534/s1600-h/angelaslaptop7km3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Yl-qXeY8_Uc/SguMueUxUuI/AAAAAAAAAA8/vAY146F6534/s320/angelaslaptop7km3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335512913592537826" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Latest Happenings:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The biggest ‘latest happening’ is the delay of Batman Arkham Asylum.  Ridiculous.  That game was getting so much pre-release buzz and even the in-store ad’s and demo’s were out in force.  Then the delay.  I’m very disappointed, but I wonder if something more nefarious is going on.  Let’s put the pieces together, shall we?  Eidos has a great game lined up, Square Enix buys Eidos, Square Enix thinks “hmph, if FF XIII isn’t ready, we don’t have a big-name title for the holiday”, next thing you know, Batman is delayed to late summer to fall.  Very suspicious, methinks.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other interesting news is all the pre-E3 rumors.  Some big names are already publicly teasing, like Modern Warfare 2 (note the lack of the Call of Duty tag) and Assassins Creed 2.  Konami is teasing a Kojima Productions game on either May 15th or May 18th and rumor it’s an Xbox 360 exclusive version of Metal Gear Solid.  I’ll believe that when I see it.  I bet it’s Zone of the Enders 3, which will hardly be exciting.  If it was a Snatcher remake or sequel….now we’re talkin!  Then we have the oft rumored Xbox 360 full-body motion control sensor.  Meh.  That’s my response.  Love me or leave me alone.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What would I like to see at E3?  I’ll break it down:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. For the 360 = Another blockbuster announcement on par with FFXIII from last year.  A Metal Gear Game would suffice.  More Mass Effect 2 is a must!  I’d also like to see Killer Instinct 3 from Rare.  If motion control is the big deal, I’ma be one pissed off fella.  Oh, more fun stuff to do with your avatar would be nice, too.&lt;br /&gt;2. For the PS3 = Kingdom Hearts 3.  Please Heavenly Father up above in Heaven, make this happen.  I expect God of War III to be huge along with maybe Grand Turismo or something.  For some reason, I don’t think we’ll hear about a blockbuster exclusive title.  I hope I’m wrong.  Although I do expect they will continue to build with strong titles, but not that one “OMG the world just turned upside down” announcement that I think most people believe they need right now.  &lt;br /&gt;3. For the Wii = I expect to hear Reggie say “ooooh, we’ve got the core audience covered!” then show us Legend of Zelda: Horse Mane Comber for the Wii – with motion control hair combing action!!  I expect nothing short of a slap in the face from Nintendo.  Once again, I hope I’m wrong.  I honestly can’t think of anything they could do at this point to take my gaming time away from the 360.&lt;br /&gt;4. For the DS = more drivel.  Nuff said.&lt;br /&gt;5. For the PSP = Finally, the reveal of the new hardware.  Although, I do believe it won’t be the PSP2, but a hardware reset w/ slide out controls and no UMD drive.  When you look at it, yes, it’s new and it’s pretty and smaller.  But, with a big enough memory stick, can’t the current PSP do everything the rumored new revision can do?  Yeah, not as big a deal when you break it down.  I also want, strike that, need to hear more about Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep.  I expect a few new big games to be announced that will surprise us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Irresponsible Reviews:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note: These are called “irresponsible reviews” because I’m basing my review on a very short time playing the game.  A responsible reviewer would play a game in it’s entirety before making a blanket statement damning it to the ether of shovelware.  I’m not that guy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Resident Evil 5 (demo)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;o Playtime: 10 Minutes&lt;br /&gt;o Review: What a disappointment.  Capcom has taken the Resident Evil franchise from being a modern day parallel to the Castlevania series (in that it was a horror themed action series) and turned it into a run of the mill gimmicky shooter.  Sure, the graphics are great, but the gameplay, the setting, the gimmick are all just blah.  The controls were flat out poop, too.  Beyond that, I tried to hold a candle for Capcom regarding the racism controversy.  But, when you’re playing, it does feel weird to be a white guy running around shooting black guys.  It just feels wrong and weird.     &lt;br /&gt;o Verdict: Get it when you find it for $10 or less purely out of sense that you need to because it’s Resident Evil.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Fable II – Knothole Island (DLC)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;o Playtime: 3 hours&lt;br /&gt;o Review:  If you liked Fable II, then this is a continuation of the side quests with a self contained story.  The three dungeons are fun, nothing special.  The story is interesting and the interactions are very funny.  The Mayor is a complete dick and it was fun to be evil while on the island.  The new stuff….clothing, potions….are mildly interesting.  If you made a choice that left you ‘alone’, then I understand you can visit the graveyard on the Island to ‘meet up with an old traveling companion’ which is extremely cool.  &lt;br /&gt;o Verdict:  At $10, it’s a little steep.  But, if you’re a Fable junkie you need to buy it.  Then go buy ‘See the Future’, it’s even better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Star Ocean IV (Retail)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;o Playtime: 9 Hours&lt;br /&gt;o Review:  I wanted this game to be a big deal.  I wanted this to quench my Japanese role playing game hole.  I just couldn’t get into it.  The characters are pretty cliché, and you want to care more than you actually do.  They just seem like they were developed by a 1st year student in one of those cheesy ‘You too can develop videogames!’ ads.  The story is pretty mundane, too.  The big thing this one has going for it are pretty visuals and a really fun battle system.  It is fun and deep, but that can’t carry a 40 hour game like this.  I felt like I was playing an early PSX RPG with bad localization.  &lt;br /&gt;o Verdict:  I love RPG’s, but this is one that I can’t recommend.  I actually enjoyed Infinite Undiscovery much more and that game gets ho-hum reviews at best.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Status Report:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Flipping back and forth lately.  Playing Assassin’s Creed, Kung Fu Panda and now Fable II – See the Future.  This latest Fable II jaunt should only last a few hours, so I’ll buzz through this quick, then I’ll jam on KFP to get the achievements.  Then back to Assassin’s Creed.  Just wasting time until the next big thing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the Horizon:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since Batman isn’t coming out in June, which was to be the ‘next big thing’, I may go back to finish Infinite Undiscovery.  There isn’t a lot new that interests me right now.  Ghostbusters looks okay, but that’s about it until August/September.  We’ll see what my birthday brings me next week.  Maybe some Blue Dragon action or store credit to get a PSP.  All I know is that I can’t wait to get my PS3 and dig into MGS4, Uncharted and more.  Heck, I’ll be able to pick up Uncharted 2 by the time I get the system!  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 &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;The pre-E3 hype machine is starting to rumble to life.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Exciting times are on the horizon.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;2007 and then 2008 were arguably two of the best years our industry have ever seen.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Games like Mass Effect, Bioshock, Halo 3 (still a multiplayer juggernaut), Call of Duty 4, Assassin’s Creed, Uncharted, Fable II, Gears of War 2…all games that blew the lid off gaming in one way or another.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And, they almost all have sequels, or continuations in the case of Halo and Fable, on the way.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;So far we know about those sequels, with Assassin’s Creed 2 just popping up to tease.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The setting sounds really interesting and being that I’m an amateur history buff, I like what they’re doing with the series.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Granted, the first game wasn’t perfect, but they did do a lot of things right.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It sounds like they listened to the fans and are learning from their mistakes.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I also expect there to be a few big-name surprises at E3, as well.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Oh, and the obligatory “here’s an old classic that you’ve all been waiting for…buckle your seatbelts, core gaming audience….expect we’ve dumbed it down so Aunt Linda can play…..I present you with….Kid Icarus can Cook! for the Nintendo Wii and DSi!”&lt;span style=""&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;I hate you, Reggie Fils-Aime.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I hate you.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Oh, and the rumors of a new PSP for Christmas continue to gain momentum.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’m intrigued, Sony.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Tell me more.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;Irresponsible Reviews:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:9;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Note: These are called “irresponsible reviews” because I’m basing my review on a very short time playing the game.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;A responsible reviewer would play a game in it’s entirety before making a blanket statement damning it to the ether of shovelware.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I’m not that guy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:9;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="disc"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Tom Clancy’s Hawx (demo)&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="circle"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Playtime:       10 Minutes&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Review:       I haven’t played a flying game since Afterburner II on the       Genesis/Arcade.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I liked those       types of games back in the day, but as they progressed they moved towards       the simulator type of game.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’m       more of an arcade style of gamer.&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;What lured me to try Hawx was the graphics and the google maps       technology.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;My understanding is       that Ubisoft partnered with google to have real time updated images of       real places via satellite.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;That’s       very cool!&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;They also partnered       with real companies to develop the in game planes.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Beyond that, the graphics were       unbelievable.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The control was       decent and the gameplay was pretty fun.&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;I didn’t know exactly what I was doing, but it wasn’t too       complicated.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Verdict:       A pleasantly surprised thumbs up!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.75in;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="disc"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark      Athena (demo)&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="circle"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Playtime:       15 minutes&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Review:       &lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Heard good things about the first       Riddick game on Xbox and initially heard good things about this one,       too.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The demo was straight forward       and easy to get into.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The graphics       are very good, especially the menus….very well done. &lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Control was very good, as well.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The atmosphere pulled you in.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I got stuck in a drone lab thing and       couldn’t figure out how to get out.&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;That coupled with my never-ending bout with motion sickness when       playing FPS’ ultimately led me to turn the demo off.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Verdict:       &lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;A lot of potential and very       promising.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I liked what I played,       before I got stuck and almost barfed.&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;If you liked Halo and Bioshock, this is probably a worthwhile       purchase.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Thumbs up!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.75in;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="disc"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Dig Dug (Xbox Live &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Arcade&lt;/st1:place&gt;)&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="circle"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Playtime:       One hour&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Review:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I wonder what someone in their teens       would think of this game?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I, like       many gamers, grew up with gaming and cut my teeth on games like Dig       Dug.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;There is nostalgia there.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I remember borrowing this game from my       older cousin along with the paddles.&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;It was like Christmas.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;This       was back when games for the Atari 2600 cost a lot of money and you       couldn’t rent them.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;There weren’t       exactly easily accessible.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;So, to       try out a game was truly something special.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The xbox live release isn’t any       different than the arcade version, aside from the matte graphics and       achievements.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It’s still simple,       still challenging in the later stages, and still mildly       entertaining.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Verdict:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I got this game for 200 MS Points on       Live.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;That’s $2.50 in real world       dollars and about as cheap as a “full” game will ever get on Live.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I wouldn’t pay 400 ($5) points for it,       though.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;So, if you can get it       cheap and appreciate the classics….eh, why not.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;Status Report:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Took a break from Star Ocean IV.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Not a bad game, I just needed something that moved at a little more of a brisk pace.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Popped in Fable 2 and downloaded &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:placename st="on"&gt;Knothole&lt;/st1:placename&gt; &lt;st1:placetype st="on"&gt;Island&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It was very fun and the weather effects were fantastic.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But, it only lasted a couple of hours. &lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;I wanted to, and ultimately did, shoot that village leader in the face.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But you know what, $10 for these add-on levels is a bit much, even if they are good.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Anyway, played through &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:placename st="on"&gt;Knothole&lt;/st1:placename&gt; &lt;st1:placetype st="on"&gt;Island&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;, completed those challenges.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Then went on to grind on some achievements.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Fable 2 is one of those rare games that I can keep going to.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Usually, when I beat a game, it’s done.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;D E D dead and done.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I never go back.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But, this game keeps compelling me to come back just because it’s fun.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I spent an hour last night just exploring (and resisting arrest, but I digress).&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’m really looking forward to the new expansion coming out in May.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I have high hopes.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;Latest Haul:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Have I ever mentioned how much I love Cheap Ass Gamer?  Due to the beloved website, I scored four new games for $65 last weekend at Blockbuster.  Scored Uncharted for $20, Heavenly Sword for $15, Folklore for $10 and Assassin's Creed (Xbox 360) for $15.  Now, I just need a PS3.  At least I'll be ready when I finally get it later this year.  I have to give myself some credit though.  I did pass on Ratchet and Clank ToD for $20, Lego Batman for $20, and a bunch of other games for less than $20 that I normally would have picked up. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;On the Horizon:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Couple of quick things here……&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Batman: Arkham Asylum Collectors Edition – Pic of the contents has finally come out.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It looks cool and all, but is it really worth $40 for a batarang, journal about the villains and a nondescript “bonus &lt;st1:stockticker st="on"&gt;DVD&lt;/st1:stockticker&gt;”?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;These CE/LE’s are getting a little old.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And, to answer your question, yes I will be in line to reserve the ultra-mega-limited-collectors edition of Mass Effect 2, so suck it.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Final Fantasy &lt;st1:stockticker st="on"&gt;VII&lt;/st1:stockticker&gt; Advent Children Complete – The re-envisioned “masterpiece” (not so much) is on it’s way to Blu Ray on June 2&lt;sup&gt;nd&lt;/sup&gt;.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;This version just launched in &lt;st1:country-region st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Japan&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; with a playable demo of FF13.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It isn’t confirmed that the domestic release will come with the demo, but nobody expects it to.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Even though the original version was just okay, I’m really excited for this.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;…&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;When will I learn?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1xt2liZMxaU&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1xt2liZMxaU&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8256588259278559672-6738971226122316870?l=chubbyninja1319.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chubbyninja1319.blogspot.com/feeds/6738971226122316870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://chubbyninja1319.blogspot.com/2009/04/normal-0-false-false-false-en-us-x-none_15.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8256588259278559672/posts/default/6738971226122316870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8256588259278559672/posts/default/6738971226122316870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chubbyninja1319.blogspot.com/2009/04/normal-0-false-false-false-en-us-x-none_15.html' title=''/><author><name>ChubbyNinja1319</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09833640015458703550</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Yl-qXeY8_Uc/S99k0MTY3RI/AAAAAAAAABg/79qEaMfy8Ew/S220/avatar-body.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256588259278559672.post-5957993184688674366</id><published>2009-04-04T13:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-04T15:03:29.735-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Issue 2 - April 4, 2009&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Letter from the Editor…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow, so this newsletter actually made it to a 2nd issue.  It’s been two weeks since the first one, that seems like a good span of time between updates.  Not a whole lot going on lately in videogame land.  This time of year is the ‘quiet before the storm’ that is E3 and my gut is telling me that there will be big news out of E3 this year.  Particularly from Sony and Nintendo.  I should also note that GDC wrapped up last week.  Nothing earth-shattering came from the conference, but I don’t think we should expect big announcements from that event anyway.  Oh, the PS2 dropped to $99.99.  Oh boy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;L&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;atest Happenings:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, I have a problem.  I sometimes struggle with irrational urges when it comes to gaming.  For the past 4 months, something in my cranium has convinced me that I need a PSP.  It’s been out since 2005, but it’s only now that I need one.  Realistically, I have no business getting one.  I don’t game ‘on-the-go’ and I have more than enough to keep me busy on the 360 (plus the PS3 on the way!!).  Rational won over and I ordered a 4 gb Sansa Fuze (Thanks for the recommendation, Simosaurus!), since I really needed an MP3 player.  I’m pleased with my decision.  Just for reference, here are the games on the PSP that I wanted to play.  It’s a surprisingly long list:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Final Fantasy VII – Crisis Core&lt;br /&gt;- God of War – Chains of Olympus&lt;br /&gt;- Gitaroo Man Lives!&lt;br /&gt;- Parappa the Rappa&lt;br /&gt;- SNK Anthology&lt;br /&gt;- Dracula X Chronicles&lt;br /&gt;- Wipeout Pulse&lt;br /&gt;- Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops&lt;br /&gt;- Metal Gear Solid Digital Comic&lt;br /&gt;- Star Ocean – First Departure&lt;br /&gt;- Star Ocean – Second Departure&lt;br /&gt;- Capcom Classis Remixed&lt;br /&gt;- Final Fantasy Dissidia – Coming Summer 2009&lt;br /&gt;- Kingdom Hearts – Birth By Sleep – Coming Winter 09/10 (?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Irresponsible Reviews:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note: These are called “irresponsible reviews” because I’m basing my review on a very short time playing the game.  A responsible reviewer would play a game in it’s entirety before making a blanket statement damning it to the ether of shovelware.  I’m not that guy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;• Guitar Hero: Metallica (demo)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;o Playtime: 15 Minutes&lt;br /&gt;o Review: Demo had 4 songs, 2 of which were from Metallica.  I haven’t played GH in about a year, I thought World Tour stunk and completely lost interest in the franchise, to be honest.  This game doesn’t really change the formula, but if you’re a fan of the band or a fan of good hard rock, then this is a fun game.  The visuals changed only slightly in that they went with a more concert vibe than lame grammy show wannabe video shoot style of the previous GH’s.  I had fun with the demo.  Not sure I’d pay $60 for this, but I did have fun.&lt;br /&gt;o Verdict: 7.5 out of 10 if you’re a metal fan.  5.5 if you are not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;• Kung Fu Panda&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;o Playtime: 2 ½ hours&lt;br /&gt;o Review:  Fun game!  It is geared to the younger set, but it’s still a solid action beat-em-up game.  Levels aren’t difficult, but you do need to pay attention if you’re out for the achievements.  Overall, this is about 6 hours of no-brain gaming and easy achievements, and I love me some ‘cheese mints!  Visuals and voice work is in-line with the movie, which is a good thing.&lt;br /&gt;o Verdict: I got this game bundled with Lego Indy on sale at Gamestop for $12 = Great deal!  Definitely worth buying, even at the $30 regular price (for both KFP and Lego Indy, which is worth $30 alone).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;• Bionic Commando: Rearmed (Xbox Live Arcade)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;o Playtime: 30 Minutes&lt;br /&gt;o Review:  This was the first XBLA release that I was really looking forward to.  I loved BC on the 8 bit NES and actually beat the game on a fluke run.  The end boss was Mecha Hitler (cool concept).  This one is a direct remake with super-enhanced visuals.  It looks great!  It plays pretty good.  But, it’s just not as fun as I remember it.  It’s one of those things where the memory surpasses the reality and this one didn’t age great.  It’s not a horrible game, but I have no desire to go back and play more.&lt;br /&gt;o Verdict:  For $10 or $15 on XBLA, you can get more for your money.  Try the demo, you may like it.  I give it a 6 out of 10.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Status Report:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Currently Playing – Star Ocean: The Last Hope on Xbox 360&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only 12 hours in and on the 3rd 'planet'.  The game is fun, but I feel like it's gonna drag on.  I need to grind away and get into it some more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;On the Horizon:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;June = &lt;a href="http://www.gamestop.com/Catalog/ProductDetails.aspx?product_id=72507"&gt;Batman: Arkham Asylum,&lt;/a&gt; Ghostbusters,&lt;br /&gt;August = Darksiders (look this one up, fingers are crossed that it plays as good as it looks!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n2XpIiYWLV4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n2XpIiYWLV4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Yl-qXeY8_Uc/SdfCgUP4iEI/AAAAAAAAAAc/8shpj1gW-uc/s1600-h/952337_110522_front.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; 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Reviews: Issue 1 : March 2009&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Letter from the Editor…&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;This is the first in a regular series of insights into my gaming life.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;A “blog” if you will, although I detest the notion of mindless meanderings for the masses on the interwebs.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I have no misconception that anyone will read my iteration of mindless meanderings except approximately 66% of those who actually force fed the link.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Where this will ultimately land, I’m not sure.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It’s doubtful that I’ll actually keep this up past the two week mark.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But, hey, it’ll keep you busy for the next five to seven minutes.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Latest Happenings:&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;My beloved surprised me late last week when she revealed that she would reward me with a PS3 upon completion of my graduate degree, which is on track for December of this year. If all goes well, it will have taken me five years from start to finish.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Longer than it could have, but there were some meaningful pitstops along the way, so I’m not regretful that it’s taken this long.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;While I continue to enjoy the latest JRPG to find it’s way into my Xbox 360, I find my mind wandering to the thought of cracking open the high-gloss corrugated goodness containing a new gaming console.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Even if said console has been on the market for some time, there is an intoxicating rapture that consumes me whenever I sort through the contents and set up that new machine. Who knew that component cables and power cords could have such a strange effect?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;These lamentations have more than influenced the contents of this entry of CNsIGN&amp;amp;R, no doubt about it.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Irresponsible Reviews:&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;Note: These are called “irresponsible reviews” because I’m basing my review on a very short time playing the game.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;A responsible reviewer would play a game in it’s entirety before making a blanket statement damning it to the ether of shovelware.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’m not that guy.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i style=""&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="disc"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Watchmen: Time is Nigh (demo)&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="circle"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Playtime:       15 Minutes; 5 minutes of loading screen, 5 minutes of bland cinemas, 5       minutes of bland playtime&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Review:       Being a new fan of the graphic novel, I was looking forward to this       game.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Early reports were       promising.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Then the initial       reviews came in.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;They were rough,       one reviewer claimed that they would rather play Streets of Rage 2 on the       Genesis.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;They were right.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;What a boring game.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It looks pretty, especially for a       downloadable game.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But, wow, there       is no excitement pulling you from one dimly lit room to another.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Even the cinemas, with graphics modeled       after the graphic novel, are awful.&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;The dialogue is terrible, too. Punch, kick, grab, repeat 400       times.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And, Rorscach runs like he       has to poop.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Not fun.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Verdict:       Fans should download for the immediate jolt of excitement to play as       Rorschach, then turn it off when you realize what a terrible time you’re       having.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Ninja Blade (demo)&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="circle"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Playtime:       10 Minutes; well, about 3 minutes, just the same 3 minutes a few times.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Review:       The premise, although contrite, is fun.&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;You’re a BA ninja jumping from a helicopter into the &lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Tokyo&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt; skyline.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The game is half quicktime events and       half traditional action gaming.&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;Both suck.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The QTE’s look       fun, but having to do them over when you fail takes the fun away       immediately.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It removes you from       the gameplay which is always the kiss of death.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Then, once you land on a horizontal       surface, the traditional action fighting is boring.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Keep slamming a combination of regular       and strong attack and that’s it.&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;Yay.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Verdict:       Stick with Ninja Gaiden.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Tomb Raider: Anniversary&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="circle"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Playtime:       10 Minutes&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Review:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’ve never been a fan of the Tomb       Raider games, but that was because I hadn’t given them a shot.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Why not, I thought.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I probably started with the wrong game       in the series.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;This is a remake of       the first TR game and it shows.&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;PS2 quality graphics = unacceptable.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Combined with control, camera, and       puzzles from yesteryear, this is one to avoid.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Verdict:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Try Legend or Underworld instead.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Me?&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;I’m done with the series. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Lost: Via Domus&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="circle"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Playtime:       20 Minutes&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Review:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;First 4 minutes = wow, this is kinda       good.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’m getting into this.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;5 minutes and onward = I’m lost in a       f#$%ing jungle and I want to slap the sour puss off of Kate.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’ve replayed this sequence 4 times and       I’m still lost in this God forsaken jungle.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Bonus points for really making me feel       like I’m lost in a jungle?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Verdict:&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I wanted to like this game.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But the gameplay is so awful that it’s       just not fun.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I had an interaction       with Kate that made me dislike her even more and then I got lost in a       jungle.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Just watch the show       instead.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Status Report:&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Currently Playing – Star Ocean: The Last Hope on Xbox 360&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;9 ½ hours in and enjoying the game.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Just beat the second boss and wrapping up first mission/visit to the 2&lt;sup&gt;nd&lt;/sup&gt; planet.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Won’t win any awards for story, but it’s moving along.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Very Japanese in presentation, which isn’t a bad thing.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Battles are very fun and that ultimately saves the game from overall mediocrity.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’ll keep playing with a goal of beating the game by the time Batman: Arkham Asylum comes out in early June.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Latest Haul:&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Two weekends ago Gamestop had a buy 2/get 1 free sale.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I bought Blue Dragon, Tomb Raider:Anniversary and Lost:Via Domus.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;All three for $36.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I really only wanted Blue Dragon.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Well, Lost and TR sucked and Blue Dragon stunk of cigarettes…literally.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Plus, with the impending arrival of a PS3, I finally had a valid reason to pick up Metal Gear Solid 4!!&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Happy Happy!&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Joy Joy!&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I returned the three games and found a new copy of the limited edition of &lt;st1:stockticker st="on"&gt;MGS&lt;/st1:stockticker&gt;4 at a local Gamestop for $60 (originally it was $80).&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Got there and it was all beat up.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;As a collector at heart, I wasn’t having any of that nonsense.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Then, I looked over and there was a used copy of the limited edition for $40 (same price as the regular game since Gamestop doesn’t recognize special editions).&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And, this one was in great condition!&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;So, for $2 more than I originally spent on those awful games, I left the store with a mint copy of the LE that has the soundtrack and bonus Blu Ray disc.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Needless to say, I’m quite happy with a game sitting on my shelf that I can’t play for a few more months.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;But, it’s there.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Waiting.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;As am I.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;By the way, the soundtrack for &lt;st1:stockticker st="on"&gt;MGS&lt;/st1:stockticker&gt;4 is amazing.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Next up….selling Street Fighter IV and fightpad.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Right now, I think those funds are going towards a PSP.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Yes, I know I have major problems.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;Hot Sites:&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;ul style="margin-top: 0in;" type="disc"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Kotaku.com&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Cheapassgamer.com&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Xbox360achievements.com&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Joystiq.com&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8256588259278559672-970357738913309192?l=chubbyninja1319.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chubbyninja1319.blogspot.com/feeds/970357738913309192/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://chubbyninja1319.blogspot.com/2009/04/normal-0-false-false-false-en-us-x-none.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8256588259278559672/posts/default/970357738913309192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8256588259278559672/posts/default/970357738913309192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chubbyninja1319.blogspot.com/2009/04/normal-0-false-false-false-en-us-x-none.html' title=''/><author><name>ChubbyNinja1319</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09833640015458703550</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Yl-qXeY8_Uc/S99k0MTY3RI/AAAAAAAAABg/79qEaMfy8Ew/S220/avatar-body.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
